Confirmed Rumor: Snickers…

Confirmed Rumor: Snickers candy bars are named after a beloved horse once owned by the Mars family. It seems like a good name for a horse.

OK that wasn’t exactly the ground-breaking, earth shattering content you’re used to.

How about this – if you’ve ever referred to something foolish, unintelligent, silly or stupid as ‘asinine,’ you’re also referring to traits of the animal known as the ass. It’s the equivalent of a dog being a canine or a cat being a feline.

Well, we’ll try to find something better for next time


Confirmed: Michael Moore…

Confirmed Rumor: Michael Moore publicly revealed the ending to “American Sniper,” the Clint Eastwood-directed, Oscar-nominated movie.

Everyone should know that Moore is a liberal spokesman and has made anti-war movies such as “Fahrenheit 9/11.”

They should also know that Clint Eastwood spoke at the 2012 Republican Convention in Tampa, FL.

Now that we’ve established sides, you may have a good understanding why Moore might oppose the movie, which is based on the autobiography of U.S. Navy Seal Chris Kyle. Many Americans view Kyle and other military servicemen and servicewomen and national heroes.

The First Amendment guarantees freedom of speech, so Moore is free to display his views.

Clearly, Kyle’s true life story is already public knowledge.

Still, publicly giving away the ending to a movie is not cool in our eyes!!!

So regardless of your political viewpoint, and whether or not you support the troops or their mission, one thing is clear: Moore went out of his way to publicly spoil the ending to the movie.

The End.