Confirmed Rumor: Detroit…

Confirmed Rumor: Detroit has only offered the key to the city to five people:

– Jerome Bettis, a Detroit native and NFL superstar
– Mike Ilitch, a Detroit native, founder of Little Caesar’s, and owner of the Detroit Tigers and Red Wings
– Ben Carson, a Detroit native, neurosurgeon, and winner of the Presidential Medal of Freedom
– James Earl Jones, U of Michigan alum, actor and voice of Darth Vader

Now can you guess the fifth? Another Detroit native? An accomplished philanthropist or national hero?

How about Saddam Hussein? It’s true and confirmed.

We’re not going to type the whole story.