Confirmed Rumor: Jeb Bush…

Confirmed Rumor: Presidential hopeful Jeb Bush’s name is not Jeb. JEB is an acronym for John Ellis Bush.

Unclear: Does Jeb make the heir of a multi-millionaire political dynasty seem more relatable to the common man? Is a small town country bumpkin in a red state more likely to vote for a guy named Jeb? Maybe. We suppose it could be a clever tactic to fool the uninformed idiots out there. But we can neither confirm nor debunk this theory.